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21 January 2009 @ 12:49 am
Book Meme  
1. Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
2. Turn to page 56.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post that sentence along with these instructions in your LiveJournal.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.


"It's hard seeing him every day though, running through the what ifs every time he's in the room."

Where There's Heat by Erin

(and yes this is QaF fan fiction but it is really the nearest "book" I have here, printed in 'booklet' format and in a ring binder)

### snagged from:  [info]freakycat
 
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jwhelmers
22 November 2008 @ 12:28 am
The Sexuality Spectrum Test...  


Your result for The Sexuality Spectrum Test...

Exclusively Gay

You scored

-52


(-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)




You are completely homosexual. You have no sexual interest whatsoever toward the opposite sex.


Take The Sexuality Spectrum Test at HelloQuizzy



Yes! (I actually had to fake 'straight experiences' to get "Exclusively Gay", how weird is that ???)
 
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jwhelmers
22 October 2008 @ 08:55 pm
"36 Questions Meme"  
If you're on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine, you're on my list so I want to know you better!

Comment here and repost a blank one on your own journal.

Nabbed off [info]quinn222

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my partner in crime or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favorite and least favorite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
 
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jwhelmers
02 September 2007 @ 10:58 pm
(no subject)  
You scored as Exhibitionism and Voyeurism, Watch or being watched is an arousing notion to you. There are many reasons why people enjoy this fetish. Being uncomfortable. Feeling guilty. Appreciation. Either way, it turns you on. The best venue for this would be group sex.
If you enjoy watching you would be considered a voyeur. If you would rather be watched you are an exhibitionist. Although, most of the time, both fetishes go hand-in-hand.

Exhibitionism and Voyeurism

96%

Experimental

86%

Switch

82%

Bondage

82%

Submission

79%

Sadism

54%

Masochism

50%

Degradation

50%

Domination

43%

Vanilla Sex

14%

Do you have an inclination for BDSM?
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jwhelmers
02 September 2007 @ 10:30 pm
(no subject)  
You scored as S + M guy, You have a very interesting sex life, but at least you don't get many paper cuts (that doesn't make sense but heyho

S + M guy

60%

The all-round cute gay guy

40%

Straight Acting

40%

A Big Bear

30%

Raging Queer

20%

Straight

10%

Straight Queer Basher

0%

What type of Gay are YOU?
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jwhelmers
07 May 2007 @ 02:16 pm
(no subject)  
Just some fun




 
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jwhelmers
28 April 2007 @ 06:14 pm
The Everything Test  
I got this from [info]ashmedai

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), horny (58%), greedy (55%).

Stereotypes
Prep77%
Geek65%
Punk Rock60%
  
Life Experience
Sex35%
Substances0%
Travel21%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 100% of the time. 		  Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with . You make more than 88% of those who have taken this test, and 13% more than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 55%, hotter than 30% of other test takers.

TAKE THE TEST
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I agree with a lot of this, but my "life movie" would definitely be not PG-13 (I'm an openly gay man who lives near Amsterdam and my life included All of the Amsterdam Gay Scene....)
 
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jwhelmers
17 April 2007 @ 02:20 pm
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?  
snagged this from [info]qaffangyrl.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

REMEMBER DON'T CHEAT!

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...

OPENING CREDITS: You Give Me Something - Jamiroquai

WAKING UP: Cassandra Geminni-B. Plant A Nail In The Navel Stream - The Mars volta

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL: Fresh - Daft Punk

FALLING IN LOVE: Enjoy The Silence - Depeche Mode

FIGHT SONG: Trough The Never - Metallica

BREAKING UP: Never As Tired As When I'm Waking Up - LCD Soundsystem

PROM: The Traveler - Joe Satriani

LIFE: Diane - Therapy

MENTAL BREAKDOWN: Home [Air 'Around the Golf' Remix] Depeche Mode

DRIVING: Pride - U2

FLASHBACK: School (live)- Supertramp

WEDDING: Yr City's A Sucker - LCD Soundsystem

BIRTH OF CHILD: Destitute Illusions - Jamiroquai

FINAL BATTLE: You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi

DEATH SCENE: A Piece of Liquid - Joe Satriani

FUNERAL SONG: Sound Check (Gravity) - Gorillaz

END CREDITS: You Are My Kind - Santana
 
 
Current Location: work
Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: See above
 
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jwhelmers
21 February 2007 @ 09:45 pm
(no subject)  
In 1969 (the year I was born)

Richard Nixon becomes president of the US

Mary Jo Kopechne is killed when Senator Edward Kennedy veers off a narrow bridge on Chappaquiddick Island, crashing into a pond

US astronaut Neil Armstrong becomes the first person to set foot on the moon while commanding the Apollo 11 mission

Breathtaking pictures of Mars are transmitted to earth from NASA's Mariner 7 as it passes within 2,200 miles of the Red Planet

Woodstock music festival begins in upstate NY, featuring performances by Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, and many more artists

250,000 Vietnam War protestors gather in Washington for the largest anti-war rally in US history

The first draft lottery since WWII is held in New York City

The Beatles' performance in public for the last time, on the roof of Apple Records

The Stonewall riots mark the start of the modern gay rights movement in the US

Marilyn Manson, Jennifer Aniston, Renee Zellweger, Edward Norton, Christian Slater, and Linus Torvalds are born

New York Mets win the World Series

New York Jets win Superbowl III

Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

Sesame Street premieres

Midnight Cowboy wins the Oscar for best picture

David Bowie's debut single, "Space Oddity", becomes a huge hit - in part due to the US landing on the moon

Sharon Tate & the LaBiancas are found murdered by Charles Manson & "family"
 
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jwhelmers
26 January 2006 @ 04:52 pm
(no subject)  
This is my first entry, I'm not sure what to put in 'tough..., I just registered to Livejournal so I could be 'friends' with Quinn222 and her great Epistolic QaF Fiction
 
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